2005-12-13 - Where are you Christmas?2005-11-25 - A whole genertion of ADD: Ambition Deficit Disorder2005-09-19 - This is what love is?2005-09-17 - I'm just a regular girl.2005-09-15 - I fucking HATE Armanians. Don't like it? Fuck you too then.2005-09-13 - You make me completely miserable.2005-08-29 - Life is fuckign great isnt it?2005-08-29 - Life is fuckign great isnt it?2005-08-26 - Just a phase.2005-08-25 - So do ya think if I stabbed myself in the face with a sodering iron things would be better for me?2005-08-22 - If you had five bucks would you give it to me? Come on! I'm poor!2005-08-12 - At the Bag2005-07-20 - -2005-07-19 - Wyandotte hillbilly here!2005-07-15 - Should I stay or should I go?2005-07-11 - Cowboy butts drive me nuts.2005-07-06 - And to think...it all started with my dreams.2005-05-24 - The saddest girl in the world.2005-05-21 - If you lit me on fire I bet I'd be thankful.2005-05-19 - Put on a happy face.2005-05-18 - Money, money, money...MONEY!2005-05-14 - Get a life and worry about your own eternity, God and me are straight.2005-05-13 - Don't call me daughter, not fit to. The picture kept will remind me.2005-05-12 - If you were on the Smurfs which character would you be? I think I'd be Azreal.2005-05-10 - So we talked...2005-05-09 - I'm having reservations2005-05-06 - So there may be light at the end of the tunnel..2005-05-05 - Family Guy is back and AWESOME!!!!!2005-05-03 - Yeah well you're hoggin all the ugly!!2005-05-02 - Lost another friend to Jesus.2005-04-29 - My tummy hurts.2005-04-22 - Ever in a crappy mood? Listen to the Karate Kid song "You're The Best"2005-04-21 - What kind of hippy ass shit are you talking about?2005-04-20 - Jesus fucking moneky shit my arms hurt.2005-04-19 - Sometimes when I poop I get a sharp pain that shoots up the crack of my ass.2005-04-18 - Do you know why women have boobs? So you got somethin' to look at while your talking to them!2005-04-16 - You want the truth? YOU can't handle the truth!2005-04-15 - You smell like an anchovies cunt.2005-04-13 - It's like hiding from a monster who will strike at any given moment. Don't move or speak or he will turn it on you.2005-04-12 - Nina Gordan-Straight Outta Compton. Where has this song been all my life?2005-04-11 - Roulette Dreams2005-04-07 - Way too many Krispy Kremes2005-04-04 - Oooh thats raw2005-04-01 - If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself?2005-04-01 - The Shop2005-03-30 - Yeah Im a little girlie so what? SHUT UP!2005-03-29 - So he molested some children...its Michael Jackson!2005-04-28 - You know whats funny?2005-04-28 - Please God not again...2005-04-26 - Where's Jesus when you need him?2005-03-24 - My Tony makes me happy.2005-03-16 - SMOOOOKE. Are ya smokin' yet?2005-03-12 - Hmm...that COULD gross me out but I doubt it.2005-02-26 - The future of Bob Mcgoogle is in YOUR hands!2005-02-12 - Ooohhh I do likes the tingles2005-02-04 - Happy fucking birthday Leah2005-02-03 - Pooping is more entertaining then my job.2005-02-02 - Just another day in my life.2005-01-28 - Now thats what I call a good time.2005-01-20 - It's best to not even think about where that comment came from.2005-01-12 - My other half.2005-01-07 - My only friend is in my head.2004-12-30 - Everyday is another chance to change your life.2004-12-07 - Life is too short when you're 52004-12-03 - I need microdermabrasion BAD2004-12-01 - Not like Mick Jagger but more like Pam Anderson2004-11-26 - BRONNER'S DAY!!!!!!!2004-11-22 - Ahh...Monday's.2004-11-19 - Its the little things that make life worth living...2004-11-16 - Shit I forgot...2004-11-16 - Tis' the season.2004-10-18 - Beer me or slap it up with some vodka?2004-10-02 - Will it be a lifetime of loniness and waiting for someone who doesn't have time or even care when he does?2004-09-27 - Come on even the boy in the plastic bubble had a love in his life.2004-09-26 - Would you like some cheese with your whine?2004-09-20 - I wish I had a tv dad.2004-09-20 - I wish I had a tv dad.2004-09-14 - Dreams smashed.2004-09-02 - yup still feel like poop.2004-08-31 - Life takes you down all kinds of roads, even to Wichita Kansas.2004-08-29 - We're in Wichita Kansas2004-08-26 - do you do the chasing or does he?2004-08-24 - Heart still broken but I will go on2004-08-24 - ok enough with the poop.2004-08-24 - out of sight, out of mind?2004-08-23 - cruelity is easy, love is hard work.2004-07-31 - see what drinking too much does to your brain?2004-07-27 - isn't life just wonderful sometimes?2004-07-18 - Mmmm boy in a black shirt...HOT.2004-07-16 - TGIF anyone?2004-07-14 - even with the little tiffs, its worth fighting for.2004-07-13 - Coffee, the colon cleanser!2004-07-13 - Revenge, is that wrong to do to a cat? Nope, not if its Bob.2004-07-13 - can stinky periods ruin hot sex? No, unless you're a pussy. Hehe2004-07-11 - The song of my soul.2004-07-11 - This is no ordinary love...2004-07-06 - Just keep reminding yourself...2004-06-24 - A man cleaning....2004-06-13 - Even I can be wrong...sometimes:-)2004-05-25 - Olive juice2004-04-22 - Can someone PLEASE kill me?2004-04-14 - Mmm monkey balls...that could be tastey.2004-04-13 - I need a miracle.2004-04-05 - Must be a full moon......2004-04-04 - The Jesus movie was bloody.2004-03-21 - Please2004-03-20 - -2004-03-18 - My batteries are charged but theres nothing to do.2004-03-16 - I wish I could get you out of my mind, this is scarey.2004-03-15 - Cat lassoing? Sure why not.2004-03-12 - Right now I feel......2004-02-28 - I'm just a girl.2004-02-10 - Im 25 and I still look 17, don't you hate me?2004-01-23 - One wild crazy night.....2004-01-08 - Im sick and tired of being sick and tired.2004-01-06 - SARS scare at Westland Mall?2004-01-03 - Great new diet! Eat all the popcorn you want cuz it's loaded with fiber so you'll poop it out!2003-12-30 - Is that blasphemy? Eat it God.2003-12-27 - Love..it's a mother fucker.2003-12-22 - The Super Best Friends!2003-12-20 - I like my period, it makes me feel all squishy inside.2003-12-15 - -2003-12-10 - I need more drugs damn you!2003-12-08 - Just call me an old lady.2003-12-03 - Where are we going tonight Tina?2003-11-30 - Popcorn Additcs Anonymous2003-11-28 - Happy Holidays!2003-11-26 - Word.2003-11-23 - That's annoying.2003-11-10 - Who lives in a pinapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!2003-11-08 - I'm gonna eat some tuna! Yummers.2003-11-06 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre2003-11-05 - A guy for me to POOP on.2003-11-03 - I'm a raging alcoholic.2003-11-03 - Hang over suck balls.2003-10-31 - I wanna be a Toys r Us kid forever.2003-10-30 - Have you ever heard someone you know describe a wine as a "robust flavorful wine" if yes, then kill them please.2003-10-29 - I'm a Popculture girl again!2003-10-27 - Take a deep breathe and say "Ahhh...."2003-10-26 - Stupid stupid beer.2003-10-23 - Isn't life good sometimes?2003-10-22 - Go ahead, call me crazy.2003-10-22 - Stupid stupid death2003-10-21 - Sicky girl, sicky girl..what have they done to you?2003-10-21 - I have gay envy.2003-10-20 - I have bird envy.2003-10-20 - Leah shouts, "I don't want to go to work today!!!!" (as they pull her away kicking and screaming)2003-10-19 - It's a full out war now.2003-10-17 - I'd kick my own ass but that would hurt.2003-10-15 - Yeah well..you're hoggin' all the ugly!2003-10-14 - Time won't give me time...2003-10-13 - My poop smells like roses2003-10-13 - This is to a girl I know2003-10-12 - Not my ass, my mood.2003-10-12 - I need to get away from me for a while..anyone know how to do that?2003-10-11 - And BTW beer gut asshole chick FUCK YOU.2003-10-09 - This song says it all...2003-10-09 - They don't understand, they've never been in love before.2003-10-08 - Martha says, "Murdering fantasies are a good thing."2003-10-07 - Once in a blue moon....2003-10-07 - I think you should stop being such a fag, you're in the back seat.2003-10-05 - Hot shit.2003-10-03 - Hot friday night2003-10-02 - My liver hurts.2003-10-01 - Sweet sweet drunk talkin'.....2003-09-29 - Messy messy2003-09-29 - If you were a woman, I'd slug you. (happy Mark?)2003-09-28 - Slowly but surely, I'm learning that I'm full of shit.....2003-09-26 - Short and stout (PUNCH!) Here is my handle, here is my spout (PUNCH!)2003-09-26 - I don't drink too much, YOU DRINK TOO MUCH!2003-09-25 - What the hell is that clicking noise in my knee?2003-09-24 - Do you even listen to yourself? I drift in and out.2003-09-23 - I'm on fire today, WATCH OUT!2003-09-23 - It says everything I feel about you....2003-09-23 - Love is a mother fucker2003-09-22 - I'm going to go drink this day away.2003-09-19 - Beer will make everything ok....2003-09-18 - Oh crap.....2003-09-18 - The pain will end one day right?2003-09-18 - I think I'll just keep floating if you don't mind.2003-09-16 - Let's test this mother out2003-09-16 - All I have to say is...2003-09-12 - Can we keep going and forget what happened?2003-09-11 - These are the days of Leah's life....2003-09-08 - The BEST argument I have EVER heard against lap dancing.2003-09-08 - Crap fuck hole Dell pieces of shit ass.2003-09-06 - Another hot story for you all.2003-09-02 - Every day I rediscover what an idiot I am.2003-09-01 - That's an oucher.2003-08-26 - This is hot.2003-08-25 - And people wonder where I get my sense of humor from....2003-08-20 - I'm a White Castle whore2003-08-19 - I cannot drink coffee2003-08-14 - It's a classic movie EVERYBODY knows.2003-08-11 - Cast2003-08-10 - Don't you just love having someone who gets you?2003-08-09 - South Park was right, there is a musical note that can make you crap your pants.2003-08-08 - Actually I'm losing a shit load of weight so it's all good, but they still suck balls cuz I can't eat it.2003-08-07 - Ouch my asshole hurts from rocky poop today.2003-08-06 - Stupid hair dye.2003-08-05 - Just to prove I haven't lost my sense of humor......2003-08-04 - The keyboard is so wet, I hope I don't start a fire..that would blow2003-08-03 - Another crappy day in the crappy life of a girl named Leah2003-08-03 - Worst Saturday EVER.2003-08-01 - It's the world smallest tambourine and it's playing some kind of song or something.....2003-07-31 - I don't think that's how Disney meant it.....2003-07-30 - I need my sane sleep2003-07-30 - Back stabbing fucking whores2003-07-29 - Strap in and feel the G's baby!2003-07-28 - Come on! Fough-teen, fough-teen! What the fuck is that?2003-07-26 - Just call me "F-in the retarded rabbit".2003-07-26 - This 3 year vacation from my life is OVER.2003-07-24 - I ralphed up my bacon2003-07-22 - They probably think I'm torturing my cats.2003-07-20 - Is my green week EVER going to start?2003-07-20 - Too bad I can't have Assclowns fix my problems....2003-07-18 - I think I'll stab the mailman when he comes, that might liven things up a bit.2003-07-17 - Yup we are really broke bastards! But do it anyways!2003-07-16 - The white rappers were the best EVER.2003-07-16 - A dilly of a pickle............2003-07-15 - Nick Lachey doing that blonde virgin chick he married=child molester2003-07-15 - Mormon's crack me up. Boy howdy.2003-07-14 - Pros and Cons2003-07-12 - Calling all my Canadian peeps!2003-07-11 - I almost crapped my pants!2003-07-11 - I think I'd be happy there.2003-07-10 - Is there such a place? Only in my head I guess.2003-07-09 - I think you smell bad cuz I have to drink water yuck.2003-07-07 - Yup I'm losing weight finally..don't you hate that?2003-07-05 - Another paranoid Leah moment....2003-07-03 - Is that wrong?2003-07-03 - I never wanted to be ordinary2003-07-02 - Almost ralphed again today.2003-06-30 - Covered in barf.....2003-06-26 - Do you know the happiness trout?2003-06-25 - I love you Mom.2003-06-25 - I'm not going to sleep tonight.2003-06-24 - All I do is suck the salt off peanut shells, not eat em.2003-06-23 - Another deep thought.....2003-06-21 - My farts keep sounding like I'm shitting myself.2003-06-20 - They call me capt' Mouser..yousie youser.2003-06-19 - But so worth it2003-06-18 - Fat can kiss my ass.2003-06-16 - Dear God......2003-06-14 - Phrases I HATE2003-06-13 - I wonder what percentage they use toward their stockings?2003-06-12 - So he had sex with a few children..he's Michael Jackson!2003-06-12 - It's only 1% oatmeal but that counts!2003-06-11 - Soon my pretty, soon we won't have to deal with this crap. Muwahahahah2003-06-11 - All I care is that you get it but I hate looking stoopid;-)2003-06-09 - The Ton Ton defense?2003-06-09 - That's not gross..this is.2003-06-08 - I'm not paranoid, YOU are!2003-06-08 - I'm not trying to be a smartass, I really want to know.2003-06-07 - Is there anything better?2003-06-07 - God not the poohshits AGAIN!2003-06-06 - You want to steal my brothers.2003-06-05 - Holy crap! My cat lost his meower!2003-06-05 - Mmmmm baby cow....mmmm2003-06-05 - My poor Rock n' Roll brother2003-06-04 - Now you've come to the end of the road. Sheesh that was bad.2003-06-04 - Got my grades back!2003-06-04 - Screw this shit, I'm gonna just go get drunk and beat up some midgets.2003-06-03 - I'm not paranoid, I'm sick.2003-06-02 - I think my cat wants me dead.2003-06-01 - It smells like burnt rubber2003-05-31 - I love the nut coating on the outside.2003-05-30 - If I told you how bad you really smell, you would want to die.2003-05-28 - How I feel when I take my sleepy skin meds....2003-05-28 - Awww you love me that much? Sheesh I'm feelin' all gushy now.2003-05-27 - Not you too!!! Jesus.2003-05-26 - My brain hurts and my liver too.2003-05-24 - Read older entries of you miss me so damn much! Sheesh.2003-05-22 - Will this stinky period ever end?2003-05-22 - Moving on.2003-05-21 - They're here......2003-05-20 - Advil shmavil......2003-05-19 - IUD-I'm Under Duress? Hmm..2003-05-17 - Why do people always say "You might change your mind one day about having kids Leah." Do you REALLY want me to?2003-05-16 - I shit myself.2003-05-15 - I'll teach you for not babying me! Now I'm gonna whine all night!2003-05-14 - Diarrhea, stinky nuisance or tinglin' pleasure?2003-05-14 - How could I live if living is with out you?2003-05-13 - LAST DAY OF SCHOOL TILL SEPTEMBER!2003-05-12 - Gloria said.."If Men Could Menstrate..."2003-05-12 - I can de-shell a peanut in in my mouth, does that turn you on?2003-05-10 - Did you know I can make myself fart?2003-05-09 - Passion we don't need no stinking passion we got it all right here between his legs.2003-05-08 - I don't know what it is but I know I want it2003-05-08 - When was the first Invitro thingy put in?2003-05-08 - Takes me back....2003-05-07 - You wanna know what's not a good thing?2003-05-06 - Whoa that was close2003-05-06 - Look at my cast list for my hamsters! Hammy and Lemmy!2003-05-03 - I'm bored...2003-05-03 - Welcome to bizarro world ( I'd make that oohhwhoo sounds but I don't know how to spell that:-)2003-05-01 - Ahh another day of sucking the salt of peanuts.2003-04-30 - Stupid brain.2003-04-28 - Why do people ask me for advice?2003-04-27 - Don Rickle zinged ya Marge!2003-04-25 - I DARE you not to poop your pants!2003-04-24 - Has anyone ever bothered to notice my older entries page?2003-04-24 - Hey ! hey ..come here, guess what?2003-04-23 - I feel like I'm floating when I'm in your brain.2003-04-22 - Michigan afternoon thunder storms? Not out in Colorado.2003-04-22 - Michigan afternoon thunder storms? Not out in Colorado.2003-04-18 - Just when I think my brain couldn't get any more fucked up....2003-04-17 - Don't tell me to pick a major you devil woman!2003-04-15 - I have cut off my mullet.2003-04-14 - Look in the mirror you fucking hypocrite2003-04-14 - Meep! Rings! Meep!2003-04-13 - Did you ever accidently let one slip cuz you forgot you were in a store?2003-04-10 - Yeah yeah shut up....here it is2003-04-09 - Don't you just HATE me?2003-04-08 - I'd do something about it but then I'd have to move.2003-04-08 - A letter to my guy...2003-04-06 - Wanna watch?2003-04-03 - True story2003-04-02 - Im buggin'. I'm so totally clueless!2003-04-02 - I see a bad moon a risen'2003-04-01 - Who's childish? Not ME?...2003-03-30 - Do ya party?2003-03-28 - Anger management couldn't touch this..2003-03-27 - Bah2003-03-26 - Bawling my eyes out...2003-03-26 - :-(2003-03-25 - Goddamn Mongor-e-ans! Try break down my shitty wall!2003-03-24 - Sorry I forgot......2003-03-23 - Yup thats what I said, SBD2003-03-23 - And thats my 2 cents....oh yeah shit fuck..needed my childish swearing in there, I don't want to worry people2003-03-23 - Who's hot? Matt's hot2003-03-22 - Why think for yourself when others can do it for you?2003-03-22 - Ode to a friend2003-03-21 - Oh you better believe thats a paddlin'2003-03-21 - Squishy? Umm......riiiiggghhhttt....2003-03-20 - Stupid fucks who dont bother to read anything...this is for you. Educate yourself before you fucking protest.2003-03-20 - Sing a long fun!2003-03-19 - How fucking dumb can you be?2003-03-18 - Leah's dancing a merry jig....2003-03-17 - Hey Tubby Bitch...bow....:-(2003-03-15 - Depressed..must buy new clothes....love capri pants..hide spider veins under knee...yeah thats gross.2003-03-14 - Joey jojo shabadoo2003-03-13 - If I had a million dollars, I could pay off the IRS2003-03-11 - Oh you better believe thats worth a paddlin'.2003-03-11 - An Ode to my Philosophy Professor2003-03-10 - Take this entry and shove it.2003-03-09 - Shut up brain or Ill stick you with a pencil!2003-03-07 - That's a pretty big pile of puke...2003-03-06 - There are people starving and being beaten to death and your complaining? Shut the fuck up!2003-03-05 - Mark is damaged for life after watching that....2003-03-03 - I want that pink ring I saw at the mall! It was so bling bling! Dammit I need money!2003-03-02 - You'd think it would make most old people NOT want to live there..hmm...2003-02-28 - I dont know how to spell:-(2003-02-28 - Anything you need baby, could there be sweeter words ever said?2003-02-27 - The truth shall set you free.2003-02-26 - Id do it if I could reach, who the hell wouldnt?:-)2003-02-25 - Smokers smell like a month old dirty diaper thats been sitting outside in the hot humid sun of Michigan and has drunk puke in it.2003-02-25 - Join it.....(shaking fist)2003-02-24 - She's crazy.......2003-02-23 - Professor Chaos2003-02-21 - I feel and look really bloated today.2003-02-20 - Slave Narratives2003-02-20 - Got Iron?2003-02-19 - In the mind of a ganster....2003-02-17 - Please read Possessive Investment in Whiteness, Especially if your white! Youll be shocked at how wrong you were.2003-02-16 - We dont need another hero2003-02-15 - Dinner fo tonight2003-02-14 - I work out, dont I deserve a little can of frosting?2003-02-11 - Goddamn being a girl sucks balls.2003-02-10 - Can you do my homework?2003-02-07 - Itchy Itchy Itchy2003-02-07 - Shit crap damn hell mother fucker2003-02-07 - So many papers, so little time2003-02-06 - Another entry later of my re-do birthday2003-02-05 - Happy birthday Leah2003-02-04 - It could be your mom or sister or even your own grandma. We as women face this shit every fucking day.2003-02-03 - Campus Life2003-02-02 - and then today the temperature bottomed out....2003-02-01 - Colorado is a cold state? WHAT? Who told you that?2003-01-31 - Oh yeah, you wanna hear a dirty dream?2003-01-31 - Music I jam while cleaning out my Hamster's cage.2003-01-31 - What the hell is that?2003-01-31 - Goddamit, I came all the way here and THIS is all you have? Psssshhh! Whatever.2003-01-29 - So whats your quote?2003-01-29 - the man behind the mullet2003-01-28 - It really does hurt.2003-01-27 - I feel like swearing2003-01-24 - Can a human being really smell THAT bad? No...really?2003-01-23 - Stupid stupid racist.2003-01-22 - To poop or not to poop that is the question2003-01-21 - You kiss your mutha with that mouth?2003-01-20 - Suck my balls.2003-01-20 - HI HO, HI HO2003-01-19 - Krispy Kreme's will be the death of me.2003-01-18 - Go dI hate Britny Spears2003-01-17 - Ill take some of that beer with the candy Skittles in it, you know Skittlebrow?2003-01-17 - Shes a size 12, and all is right with the world.2003-01-16 - Yup shes ok2003-01-16 - Fuck you and your stereotypes2003-01-13 - I want, want, want!2003-01-13 - Get me presents damn you!2003-01-13 - Im obscessed with the Dixie Chicks2003-01-12 - Long car ride......2003-01-12 - Rob Snieder is a carrot.2003-01-10 - Everyday is the worst day of my life. What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? Yeah. Man thats messed up.2003-01-10 - shit ass mother fuckering hackers.2003-01-09 - I know you aint talkin' to me!2003-01-08 - Oh yeah, thats original.2003-01-07 - That is the sickest shit Ive ever read..not actually its not, but its pretty damn close!2003-01-05 - A derp dee derp dee derp.2003-01-04 - Lemiwinks, Lemiwinks...2003-01-03 - I think Im going to ralph...2003-01-02 - Hall and Oates..what the shit is this?2003-01-01 - Sweet sweet youth2002-12-31 - jESUS SHES DRUNK....2002-12-30 - The Bible of King Mark2002-12-27 - Now thats what I call a mess.2002-12-26 - Marklar likes champagne too much.2002-12-23 - Police Cats, they purr when you pet them, and scratch when you break the law!2002-12-22 - Fra-gi-le' must be Italian!2002-12-22 - Even more stupid?2002-12-22 - I could be a profiler.2002-12-22 - Stupid2002-12-21 - Die! Why wont you just die?2002-12-20 - I hate you guys. I hate you guys so very much.2002-12-19 - Im sleepy and a little chilly.2002-12-17 - Pain? You dont know what pain is!2002-12-16 - So Leah, hows it going?2002-12-16 - You want to stick that thing where?2002-12-13 - Today is good to be a girl.2002-12-12 - If I could I would rip my insides out to make sure I could never reproduce.2002-12-12 - Super busy weekend just about to start...ugh.2002-12-10 - You think its gross, but deep inside your jealous of my super booger free nose......2002-12-09 - Nothing snarky today, just fun pics!2002-12-06 - This may be a really important break through for me....2002-12-06 - I hate Fridays.2002-12-05 - Peep show at door C2002-12-04 - Water hurts me and my pee hole.2002-12-02 - A million kisses to each of you! Bath & Body Works can still eat my ass though:-)2002-12-02 - Guilty depressing days.2002-12-01 - If you leave your dog in your vehicle for more then 2 mintues alone I want you to be punched in the fucking crotch.2002-11-30 - Bad day at chipper store. Fuck you BBW!2002-11-28 - That is so friggin cute I want to scream.2002-11-27 - Does anyone actually call her "Jenny"? Yeah I didnt think so.2002-11-27 - Come to BBW! I should paid for this advertising shit.2002-11-26 - Lordy lordy she took his name in vain again...sheesh2002-11-25 - A great customer compliment equals a new sweat shirt for Leah! (Oh yeah, and candy too, thats very important!)2002-11-24 - Sunday Sledding Sunday2002-11-23 - A fucking replay? Cant you think of anything to say, um no. No I cant.2002-11-22 - Strange frickin night.2002-11-21 - I should have followed what the career test in HS said I should be, a test subject.2002-11-21 - I should have followed what the career test in HS said I should be, a test subject.2002-11-21 - All registered and no place to go...2002-11-20 - Who gives a CRAP about being the "creators of life" when you have to bleed forever! NO ONE!2002-11-19 - Growing up..and doing it in America.2002-11-18 - Old Superdude is gone, replaced by new boy Superdude she beat up and now we have a new friend for new Superdude...Teddy! Got all that?2002-11-17 - Oh Daniel! Heheheh I feel like a school girl!2002-11-16 - I hate Aimee so much last night I flicked a boog in her hair, what a bitchassfacebutthole. I know how mature right?2002-11-15 - Holey shit! Hes on fire!2002-11-13 - You disrespecting me? I dont "tink" so!2002-11-13 - If I dont fart soon Ill explode!2002-11-12 - Im getting a pimple in my ear and it hurts.2002-11-10 - Super Dude!2002-11-09 - You cant resist my cute blonde piggy tails, big blue eyes and and half cocked head selling you every frickin thing in the store. You cannot resist me and my sales pitch....come to Leah2002-11-08 - Amy the word I loathe.2002-11-08 - Hate them with a passion.2002-11-07 - Its great not living with your parents, you can eat whatever you want for dinner!2002-11-06 - Ouch diddly ........stupid flu.2002-11-06 - Crazy Taxi2002-11-05 - I call him "Craplore!"2002-11-04 - Im a Toys 'r Us kid!2002-11-03 - AWESOME STORY!2002-11-02 - Johnson's & Johnson's rules.2002-10-31 - Halloween Pics2002-10-31 - Honey comb big! Yeah yeah yeah!2002-10-30 - Blah2002-10-29 - The Glad Game2002-10-29 - Life is full of blessings, just not for me today.2002-10-28 - Form sentences out of words. Sound out syllables to form each word when speaking....wow2002-10-28 - Badgers! We dont need no stinking Badgers!2002-10-25 - Milk goes with pussy?2002-10-25 - What the hell am I supposed to be doing?2002-10-23 - Picture page picture page time to get your picture page2002-10-23 - puke on your face2002-10-22 - Holes and fists2002-10-21 - What are you looking at? Aint you never seen a trash picker befo?2002-10-20 - Thats wrong, just so wrong.2002-10-19 - Seven Chipper Chicks2002-10-18 - Histories most feared and evil people of all time......2002-10-17 - Beavis and Butthead rule.2002-10-16 - Jewel Im sensitve2002-10-15 - Im only editing to explai a few things... other then that the message stays the same. oh yeah I can take it thank you very much.2002-10-11 - Open up the flood gates, Im gonna get yelled at yet again..2002-10-11 - Dumb dumb whore2002-10-10 - Fraggle Rockin Around2002-10-09 - You cant say poop on here!2002-10-09 - Oh Pierce!2002-10-08 - Ouch! Get that knife out of my brain!2002-10-07 - You cant break me Ill never turn to the chipper side! Damn you BBW!2002-10-07 - Adios2002-10-05 - Milk helps to prevent oste_poroses?2002-10-04 - The TV will know what to do Part 22002-10-04 - The tv will know what to do!2002-10-04 - You cant do that on tv Mister!2002-10-03 - Songs stuck in my head today2002-10-03 - Update2002-10-02 - Calling all Diarylanders2002-10-01 - Theres a knife in my brain now? What the fuck else is in there?2002-10-01 - Well atleast I wear it asshole!2002-09-30 - Everytime I learn some new stuff, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.2002-09-29 - Sunday bloody crapper Sunday..ewe thats gross.2002-09-27 - God its Friday..again.2002-09-26 - If you pull out bloody boogers from your nose for 2 days..does that mean you pick it too much?2002-09-25 - Get your finger out of my butthole, you know I only like it on special occasions!2002-09-25 - Deep thoughts by Leah Handy....2002-09-24 - Pootie tang sa da te my main demaine2002-09-23 - You saw my blinker BITCH! No, but you are still a stupid fuck.2002-09-22 - To your mutha2002-09-20 - Smelly cat smelly cat why wont you clean yourself?2002-09-19 - How do you spell botulism?2002-09-18 - Maybe Ill actually update again tonight with something funny, that would be nice huh? Me..funny?2002-09-17 - Oh God no, Ive become "Angry Fat chick"2002-09-16 - "Hey baby you lookin for some furry lovin'?"2002-09-15 - Who you callin' nosey?2002-09-15 - Long night but had a blast2002-09-13 - Boob Sweat2002-09-12 - How old is she?2002-09-12 - Happy girl2002-09-11 - Can you say sickos?2002-09-10 - To burn or not to burn that is my butt.2002-09-09 - If you met me in real life, would you be scared?2002-09-08 - Asshole of fire2002-09-08 - Tired Brains need sleep.2002-09-07 - Pork2002-09-07 - Muhahahah, Im eating dinner.2002-09-07 - Who you callin corn?2002-09-06 - Yet another update, no I dont have a life. So what you wanna fight about it?2002-09-06 - TGIF TTFN2002-09-04 - Best Halloween EVER2002-09-04 - Your up my ass2002-09-03 - My Selfrespect2002-09-03 - Scarey2002-09-02 - Patty Tanenger the caddie manager.2002-09-01 - Darrian2002-08-31 - My brain is asleep2002-08-30 - Are you diggin for gold?2002-08-29 - God Bless Kat err America!2002-08-28 - Im a toys r us kid!2002-08-27 - Gloomy day2002-08-26 - Declaration of Leah2002-08-25 - Me2002-08-24 - Tigger rules!2002-08-23 - Icky foot girl2002-08-21 - Lessons of your life and butt2002-08-20 - Atkins and a job would be wonderful.2002-08-19 - January is when life will be good again..I hope.2002-08-17 - Call me name and Ill come running2002-08-16 - Forever? But its not worth anything!2002-08-15 - Mundane2002-08-14 - Weird food cravings2002-08-13 - Whos got a rash?2002-08-12 - I am fine2002-08-11 - When you just smile2002-08-09 - What do you weigh? Under a buck?2002-08-08 - Lets go back to bed2002-08-07 - YO2002-08-06 - Need modem NOW!2002-08-05 - Camp Oyessa?2002-08-02 - Raw Butthole2002-08-02 - Ok then2002-08-01 - feisty weisty2002-07-31 - Shit eater.2002-07-30 - Hot tub lovin'.2002-07-29 - Guess whos back? Guess whos back? Guess whos back? Guess whos back..nanana ah ahaha ha2002-07-29 - moved in2002-07-18 - Moving? I dont want to stinking move!2002-07-17 - How are we feeling today?2002-07-16 - -2002-07-15 - Is that a girl, or a boy?2002-07-14 - You smell funny2002-07-13 - Dont worry brain, the computer will do our thinking for us now!2002-07-12 - Friday bloody Friday2002-07-11 - She shell, she smells2002-07-11 - Yup2002-07-10 - Barf..puke...ralph2002-07-10 - Headache still there.. :-(2002-07-09 - All this computer hacking is making me thirsty....2002-07-08 - Actually, Im British...Wow..Im sorry.2002-07-07 - Packing, packing packing packing packing packing2002-07-06 - Just nod your head, the black suits are coming.2002-07-03 - Asses of fire2002-07-02 - Crapola out of my brain yet again..eat it2002-07-02 - Touch souls2002-07-01 - Last time I did that I got the big stiffy2002-07-01 - im just leah2002-06-30 - I'm back..na na na na nana na!2002-06-25 - Your sweating where?.......2002-06-19 - Leaving!2002-06-18 - I'm gonna dip my balls in it!2002-06-16 - You want the truth? You cant handle the truth!2002-06-14 - Wings!2002-06-13 - I love me, I'm as pretty as I can see2002-06-11 - You sent for me?2002-06-10 - Poop or no poop?2002-06-09 - WTF2002-06-07 - Like it or don't see if I care...2002-06-06 - P U2002-06-05 - Mrs. Methane2002-06-04 - Older entries2002-06-03 - Don't let the door hit you in the ass fucker...2002-06-01 - Heartless2002-05-30 - Wellity wellity2002-05-28 - My pits stink2002-05-24 - Memories like the corners of my mind....2002-05-23 - BBQ's suck on Weight Watcher's.2002-05-22 - Weiner weiner weiner!2002-05-21 - So.. Milton, Whats happening?2002-05-20 - Insert finger into nose2002-05-17 - Lonely Cuz No Cheese....2002-05-16 - Updating is a good thing.2002-05-15 - So what you wanna fight about it?2002-05-13 - Diddly..2002-05-10 - Friday2002-05-09 - Yup2002-05-08 - Pimple report2002-05-07 - Update on my face...2002-05-07 - A Letter to My Friend.2002-05-03 - Spider Man!2002-05-02 - The wagon2002-05-01 - Theme to me2002-04-30 - Brothers, can live with em..can't shoot them in the face.2002-04-28 - A guide to live by......2002-04-26 - Replay........2002-04-24 - Ouch my feet hurt.2002-04-22 - 26-34-26? Only if you 4'11....2002-04-21 - Need to think2002-04-21 - What a mess.....2002-04-20 - Don't stare at me.2002-04-17 - Deep thoughts....2002-04-17 - The colors of my poop......2002-04-16 - The Bad News Bear rolls into town...2002-04-15 - I'm breaking the Sushi code...2002-04-12 - Interviews suck ass2002-04-11 - Bye bye lazy days....I'll miss you!2002-04-09 - Yay diddly yay!2002-04-07 - OMG2002-04-04 - I always feel like somebody's watchin' me!2002-04-03 - If I could be any color what color would I be?2002-03-25 - im leaving for las vegas!!!2002-03-21 - Ouch..diddley ouch2002-03-20 - This year I'm going to stop eating my own poop.2002-03-19 - relatives suck ass..2002-03-18 - survey says...2002-03-18 - ip address..2002-03-18 - Just a little Mushy.2002-03-13 - my armpits smell2002-03-13 - geeez......2002-03-12 - fucking birds2002-03-08 - pet sitters2002-03-07 - tongue out2002-03-05 - update..a.....again2002-03-02 - prada backpack2002-02-28 - flashes of the past2002-02-27 - s.o.m. - save our mike!2002-02-26 - argh!!!!!!!!2002-02-25 - update....2002-02-23 - day 2 of no smoking2002-02-22 - jesus my head hurts....2002-02-19 - you were my friend but now my enemy2002-02-19 - what a turd brain02/13/2002 - ah........ yeah2002-02-13 - deep thoughts....2002-02-12 - one last thing on my mind tonight....2002-02-12 - beef jerky2002-02-09 - poop2002-01-31 - phill said it all...2002-01-26 - whens my turn?2002-02-23 - help me