Bob McGoogle

Why do people always say "You might change your mind one day about having kids Leah." Do you REALLY want me to?

We were standing in this line for the bumper boats at Boonedocks to get all wet cuz it was fucking hot as a mother fucker. Any crap, we're standing in the hot sun and this little kid in front of me is screaming at his mom and beating her in the back that he wants to go on NOW, and she's just like "I know hun, just a minute." In my crazy head I was like "Throw that little bastard in the goddamn pool and lets all laugh while he drowns." Goddamn I hate kids.


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